Winnie-the-Pooh from a psychologist's point of view

I had a thought earlier this week (dangerous, I know, and I don't know how original): "What if a modern educational psychologist was let loose on the characters of Winnie-the-Pooh by A. A. Milne? They would all be diagnosed with various disorders." Think about it:

Pooh

Symptoms: Likes honey - perhaps a bit too much. Disorder: Obesity.

Tigger

Symptoms: Bounces around a lot. Disorder: Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD).

Owl

Symptoms: Can't spell properly. Disorder: Dyslexia.

Eeyore

Symptoms: He's sad and gloomy much of the time. Disorder: Clinical depression.

Roo

Symptoms: He's a bit thick. Disorder: Learning disability / emotional problems.

Kanga

Symptoms: She's a fussy and worried mother. Disorder: Obsessive-compulsive disorder / over-protective single mother.

Piglet

Symptoms: She gets a bit worried and panicked sometimes. Disorder: Social anxiety disorder / panic attacks.

Christopher Robin

Symptoms: He talks to his stuffed toys. Disorder: Schizophrenia.

Other characters I haven't figured out yet:

Rabbit

Rabbit's friends and relations